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Jack Show 

Refers to one being incredibly muscular or 'Jacked'. It could also refer to someone showing off their muscles, either needlessly (Walking around town shirtless on a summer day), or unintentionally (At the beach).
Example 1:

Bob: Hey Leroy, look at that dude walking down the street. Why the hell does he have his shirt off?

Leroy: I don't know. I bet he thinks he's a total Jack Show or something.

Bob: What an idiot!

Example 2:

I've been working out straight for about a year and I'm pretty sure I went from a tiny wimp to a complete Jack Show.
Jack Show by Mpk101 January 20, 2009
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I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while
jack shower by #4Choclvr September 16, 2017

jack shower 

I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while
jack shower by #4Choclvr September 16, 2017

Jack Bauer Shower 

Improvising personal hygiene solutions when not having the time or means to take a real shower. For a true Jack Bauer Shower, one has to use Lysol antibacterial wipes on one's nether regions. The pain means it's working.
Dude1:"Dude, you stink like shit dipped in vinegar and your interview is in 10 minutes!!!"
Dude2: "Time for a Jack Bauer Shower!!"


Reporter: "You've been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! How did you stay so fresh?!"
Jack Bauer: "I'm Jack Bauer."
Jack Bauer Shower by MathKills February 10, 2009

Jack Bauer Power Shower

A super quick shower that Jack Bauer is forced to fit into a commercial break along with a Jack Bauer Power Dump during 24, as to not miss out on any of the terrorist ass-kicking.
I had to take a Jack Bauer Power Shower to clean the terrorist blood off me before my date.

Shower Jack 

A little boy that finds out the wonders of masturbation while in the shower. When he gets older he is constantly in the shower for 2 hours at a time.
Jack : why does he take so long in the shower ?

Joe : because he is such a shower jack