JFJ 

Jerk Face Jeff

JFJ in the house! - meaning Jeff's being a prick again!

JFJ by JFJ's Wife November 13, 2011

JFJ 

Verb: To hamstring an organization through short-sighted management, often involving no-trade-clauses

Did you see that trade? Is he trying to JFJ his team?

JFJ by e-Macer March 3, 2008

JFJ 

He is a madlad that's all

No he's a comedic youtube I like but don't have the statistics for but he makes rather good content idk what to say

Jfj is a madlad he could be called a comedic bitch but not the bitch part because he is fantastic

JFJ by Grasshooper June 14, 2020

JFJ 

Jean Fransua John
A 20th-century Comedian, being most famous for his comedic acts of putting a sock on his head to keep his fellow troops entertained on the front lines of Multiple World wars, then moving to the United States, where He settled down and lived out his years, his wife giving birth to a son which was given the same name.

Wow man, I'm really surprised He didn't get more attention, that guy JFJ really put a good spin on things.
- Memoir of a soldier

JFJ by Superchase April 18, 2022

jfj 

Jumping for joy. An acronym similar to lol used to express happiness or great joy over instant messaging or text.

Person 1: Dude I'm so happy the Giants won!

Person 2: I know, I'm literally jfj!

jfj by steelyhard July 10, 2010

jfj 

junk food junky. a person who eats a load of junk food and nothing but it.

dude your such a fatass jfj! stop eatting

jfj by babye January 18, 2010

JFJ 

A noun meaning junior fat jesus, or entailing a smallish fat ass that has a similar appearance to jesus. Often used towards an obese kid that looks way older than their actual age. Characteristics include negligence of shaving facial hair, large consistent appetite, and the carrying of a satchel (man purse).

"Man Delilah looks like a JFJ these days."
" I know, someone should tell her about the invention of the razor."

"I think she carries one in her satchel."

JFJ by pinata slayer January 26, 2010