JFJKD 

It stands for Jun Fan Jeet Kune Do. Literally meaning "Bruce Lee's Way of the Intercepting Fist." Jun Fan being Bruce Lee's chinese given name and Jeet Kune Do (JKD) is a fighting concept invented by Lee. Well perhaps I shouldn't say "invented" because nothing new was actually formed in the development of JKD. Many people mistake Jeet Kune Do to be a new fighting style like Karate or Taekwondo or Judo when it's really not. Originally after Lee had transformed his knowledge into JKD, he wished he never had a name for it. Since Jeet Kune Do has no style, it can fit in with all styles. And since it has no way either, all ways are possible with JKD. A simple, direct attack was what Lee was aiming for in combat situations. He always emphasized the importance of simplicity and that complex combinations of attacks should, in most cases, be avoided. Be formless, he would say, like water, for if you put water in a cup it becomes a cup; in a bowl, a bowl; in a pool, a pool. And so on...

Gurl: U kno Kenny, he's a 1st Dan in TKD
Guy: wow!
Gurl: can u beat him up?
Guy: np, JFJKD owns all

JFJKD by YellowbeltBoy September 27, 2008

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This phrase is so powerful, that even Google crumbles under it's reign! When you search this word, you get less than 5 results! The definition of this phrase is as follows: "HELP ME I AM BoReD OUT OF MY MIND I nEeD MEDICAL HeLp"

Sidenote: If you delete the "asdf " at the beginning, the phrase loses most of it's power, and only means "im kinda bored lol".

Sources:

The documentary of communism ~ Netflix
My friend ~ My friend's mom

You: asdf jkla;sdf jkla;sdf jakl;d fdsfasfdsajksla; fjdkls;a fjdkl;a fjkld;sa jfkdl;a jfkdl;sa fjkl;a jklfd;as jkfdsl;a jfkl;sa fjkd;lsa
datboi567: omg ill come over asap
You: omg thank ya senpai

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jfkdk 

When u r so bored that u type this.

U must b super bored if u r searching jfkdk up!

jfkdk by I love Post Malone! March 26, 2020

jfkd 

just fucking kidding dude

i was jfkd!

jfkd by RachelLynne17 August 12, 2008

jfkdlsa; 

CONGRATS you not only can use a computer but you you are using it as a place to describe your boardem. If you type each key on each side of the keyboard like this you are probably board or you have nothing better to do. Instead of watching t.v. you are typing gibberish on the keyboard. YAY

when you are board you mostly type in the search engine jfkdlsa;

jfkdlsa; by look at a pic of a pug NOW May 26, 2021

Jfkd 

Acronym.

J: just
f: fucking
k: kayla
d: don't

Used in a sentence: Kayla I'm so done with your attitude JFKD!

when you say it you add a pause after the just, so it kind of sounds like

Just, .........Fucking Kayla, don't .

It's almost like Kayla has so much sass you just don't know what to do .

Jfkd by catluvur14353 February 25, 2014

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jfnkdjznflannsf;s;esae by anonymous October 8, 2020