Inchwormer 

A man that has a very small penis.

Girl 1: What happened between you and Alex? I thought things were going so well.

Girl 2: well...we were in bed, it was gettin' all hot n' heavy and then I saw it, he was a total inchwormer

Inchwormer by BronxbabyGirl March 6, 2009

Minnesota Inchworm

A variation of the Manitoba Snowplow, for men with a small penis.

I gave my wife a Minnesota Inchworm last night with my 3 inch penis.

Minnesota Inchworm by Medic130 June 26, 2018

inchworm 

Guy with little fucking tool

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inchworm by Sammy Wammy September 13, 2003

Albanian Inchworm 

A small albanian penis that is about 1 inch flaccid but grows to a mighty inch and a half when aroused.

"I walked in on Adrian in the shower and saw his albanian inchworm in it's prime."

Albanian Inchworm by Ass hair, don't care June 18, 2013

The Inchworm 

When two people have sex in a one person sleeping bag.

It was so cold in Yosemite that my girl climbed into my sleeping bag and we did the inchworm.

The Inchworm by Life Hax June 27, 2017

Inchworm 

A teeny tiny penis that you can't do NOTHING with. no orgies with this one ladies.

Marcy: My cousin Jonah has an inchworm. He has had it all the 15 years of his life and it never grows.

Percy: Where did he get that? i once caught a caterpillar and it only lasted a few days. Maybe i pet it too much....it was so cute though... Does Jonah ever pet his inchworm?

Marcy: who ho ho ohhh ya. He pets it ALL the time... but nothing ever happens...Its just too small.

Percy: Really? He has had his inchworm for 15 years, but he never grows and is really tiny?

Marcy: You got that right.

Inchworm by i sneak into your room at nite July 14, 2009

Purple Inchworm 

The shrivelled, atrophied penis of a sick twisted disturbed fuck. All that comes out is a tiny drop of a congealed yellow liquid, created from years of disuse.

Zeke: Why did Lenny just run into his office and close the door?

Clyde: Did he have his mail with him?

Zeke: Yeah.

Clyde: Ah, then it must be time to whip out the ol' purple inchworm for a grueling hour of futile jackin' off.

Purple Inchworm by Krakky McKraken August 4, 2007