Husoos 

How one might spell the name, "Jesús" if they can't spell Spanish names.
The spelling, "H-U-S-O-O-S" is because it sounds just like that when spoken.

¡Husoos Cristo que mierda apesta realmente!
(Jesus Christ that shit really reeks!)

Husoos by Telephony December 18, 2013

Husoos Cristo en una muleta 

Spanish for the phrase, "Jesus Christ on a crutch", which means "o shuit" or "o fuuuuucccckkkk!!!"

Is this laser waterproof?
Husoos Cristo en una muleta NOOOO!!!!

Husoos Cristo en una muleta by Telephony December 12, 2012

Hussosis 

A mental disease where an author has a tendency to kill off characters of their movies, stories, games, etc. It derives from author and creator, Andrew Hussie

Person 1: Man, this guy just made all of my ships cannon then killed them off!
Person 2: They must have a bad case of Hussosis..

Hussosis by sototallyterminallyCapricious January 4, 2015

husbosexual

1) a woman who is very married to her husband. A straight, conservative married woman who intends to be faithful to her marriage partner.
2) a woman who only wants other people's husbands.

"Mrs Smith would never cheat on Mr Smith even though she looks like she might. She's husbosexual to the core."

husbosexual by shulamite October 4, 2006

hutsoose 

*gets bodied and silently hated*
Purely a Lewandowski stan

Oh he plays a victim card
He is definitely a hutsoose

hutsoose by Papa Umiti May 14, 2024