Hummusexual

Being sexually aroused around chickpeas, specifically hummus.

Connor is hummusexual, he likes to bathe in a bathtub full of hummus whilst jerking off with it

Hummusexual by jewmoney808 April 16, 2016

Hummusexual

'Noun' pronounced 'hummus-sexual'.
A degrading description of that shit cunt mate that thinks hummus compliments every fucking food group, the simple fact they endorse it and are so queer about it that even gay people call them faggots..

" oi jeff ya fuckin ass clown, no cunt here wants to dip chips in ya shitcunt chickpea cum.. go get some french onion dip ya fuckin hummusexual!!"

Hummusexual by R Cavallaro March 13, 2020

hummusexual

A person who prefers eating hummus to having sex.

Chris refused Mandy's advances in the bar and headed out, buying hummus on his way home. I suspect that he's a hummusexual.

hummusexual by amirfekr November 13, 2015

hummusexual

A hummusexual is a person who spreads hummus on his willy and then gets sucked off.

Especially inspiring with a dash of hot sauce

Shlomo declared his hummusexual nature by dipping his dong in the hummus and then going upstairs with Rebecca.

The moans and slurping sounds were awesome.

hummusexual by scodder May 1, 2010

hummusexual

A person who prefers eating hummus to having sex with members of either sex.

Mike refused Mandy's advances in the bar and headed out buying hummus on his way home. I think he must be a hummusexual.

hummusexual by amirfekr November 13, 2015

hemmosexual 

a sexual orientation where you are only attracted to luke hemmings.

Person: Dud michael totally likes you
Me: Sorry i'm a hemmosexual

hemmosexual by thelinzz June 22, 2014

humorsexual 

Someone who enjoys sexual humor.

GREG: Bobby.

BOBBY: What.

GREG: Did you know that Sharon Cox married Peter Eaton, and now her name is Sharon Eaton-Cox?

BOBBY: Greg, you're such a humorsexual.

GREG: I'm not a homosexual! I fucked Marsha!

BOBBY: No, I said a Humor Sexual.

GREG: Oh. Yep, sure am!

humorsexual by Peter Fuller June 18, 2006