Skip to main content

Hot Jupiter 

An obese but attractive girl. Usually hangs out with multiple smaller attractive friends.
Wow, check out that Hot Jupiter at the taco bar.
Hot Jupiter by EvilRobot February 24, 2009

hot Jupiter 

A sex act in which one partner dresses up like a bull, warms a rubber dildo in the microwave and uses it to penetrate the other partner.
Judy really likes Greek and Roman mythology but I never thought she would ask me to give her a hot Jupiter.
hot Jupiter by Magnum&Black Thunder December 28, 2007

hot Jupiter 

A sex act in which one partner dresses up like a bull, warms a rubber dildo in the microwave and uses it to penetrate the other partner.
Alice really likes Greek and Roman mythology but I never thought she would ask me to give her a hot Jupiter.
hot Jupiter by Magnum&Black Thunder December 28, 2007

Hot Jupiter 

A " Hot Jupiter" is a ghost chili power douche during menstruation, that enables the woman to have much more excessive noctious gas, allowing

women to regulate their bowl movement and ultimately reducing bloating, and moodiness ... Additionally, allowing women to feel cleansed, more sexual, and more excitable during the primary days of a period when normally women lose their patients more frequently , and find less and less interest in anything males have to contribute to existence and the quality of a females life.
If this @$$ hat does not remove himself from my life, he's going to have to give me a Hot Jupiter. Otherwise, I am going to kick his ass into the next damn solar system.
Hot Jupiter by anonymous December 25, 2020