Holitard 

One ignorant to the presence of a holiday.

Awesome Koo: Hey, read the second post of that thread.
Fail'd nab: Wtf?? lmao.
Awesome Koo: What? What are you lol'in at?
Fail'd nab: That post....
Awesome Koo: Why? Is it because he's typing...like that?
Awesome Koo: It was National Speak Like a Pirate Day
Awesome Koo: You holitard.

Holitard by Awesome Koo September 20, 2009

Holotard 

A person who is obsessed with vtubers and vstreamers, especially the ones working for the world-famous vtuber agency Hololive

I_Follow_Shark_Ladies227 is a Holotard. He only posts vtuber-related content on his Twitter.

Holotard by Bogdan Narut May 23, 2022

Holitarian 

A Holitarian is someone who does not follow any particular religion, but they take all religious holidays off.

They best part about being a Holitarian is that I get a lot of holidays!

Holitarian by High School Teacher May 15, 2009

holdtard 

1. n. A person who stops a conversation on a conference call when they put the call on hold and their hold music stops any one else from talking.

"How many times have we told that holdtard not to put us on hold in a conference call?"

holdtard by ichyban October 26, 2012

holitarian 

Someone who isn't religious, but takes all the religious Holidays off.

I take Channukah and Christmas off 'cause I'm Holitarian, baby. NNNNGGGH. Did you hear that noise? That's the sound of TIME OFF. NNNNGGGH! YEAH IT SOUNDS SO SWEET.

holitarian by DougYoung May 15, 2009

Holi-Tard 

someone who cannot comprehend the meaning or feeling of the Christmas Season good cheer sprit like scrooge

"hey bro, your cuz just dissed Santas' sleigh team- what a Holi-Tard

Holi-Tard by grzly December 23, 2009

Hollitard 

A mindless moron that wears all the expensive clothes that the other morons do to feel accpeted.

If you wear Hollister, your'e a Hollitard.

Hollitard by sick-of-tards December 20, 2010