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Holidanks 

Derived from the term "Holidays", when every holiday is celebrated with the consumption of large amounts of marijuana. Holidays such as Christmas, Halloween, Labor day, and thanksgiving, are changed so the term "Dank" or other words related to marijuana can be added, creating Dankmas, Halloweed, Labor Dank, Danksgiving, and so forth. The official Holidanks include:

Dankmas or Christmas Dank
Labor Dank
Presidents Dank
Halloweed
Danksgiving
Independence Dank
Martin Luther King Dank
New Years Dank
Valentines Dank
4/20
Memorial Dank
Columbus Dank
Veterans Dank (You get extra dank points if you celebrate with a veteran!)
April Fools Dank
Cinco De Marijuano
Fathers Dank & Mothers Dank (You get extra dank points if you celebrate with your mom or dad!)
St. Patricks Dank (You get extra dank points if you celebrate with someone Irish....or a leprechaun)

It is recommended that the Holidanks are celebrated with your friends by hot boxing, or by smoking a lot more than you usually do.
Friend 1: "Yo man you ready to celebrate Dankmas??"
Friend 2: "Hell yeah man I already bought an oz. of some dank!"

Guy 1: "Dude! I just bought enough dank to celebrate all of the Holidanks this year!"
Guy 2: "Awesomeeee"
Holidanks by RMS93 February 1, 2010
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happy holidays 

Person 1: Happy holidays!
Person 2: Fuck you.
Person 1: Well that was uncalled for...

Holidaisies

- celebrating holidays on behalf of people who are already dead.

- what you get for people who die on holidays.

- what you call girls that get depressed around the holidays.
Saint John of Egypt - Whats got you down?
Saint Cecilia - You never noticed all USA holidays are about people who've past away?
Saint Serenus - Please stop pushing up holidaisies.

New Year’s Day - exeception
Martin Luther King, Jr. Birthday - dead
Washington’s Birthday - dead
Memorial Day - dead people
Independence Day - a lot of people died
Labor Day - exception, sort of.
Columbus Day - dead
Veterans Day - dead people
Thanksgiving Day - Indians - hundreds of thousands dead
Christmas Day - Jesus KIA
Holidaisies by Future Requirement December 22, 2009

hotdog holidays 

Any holiday when you go to someones house you will be offered a hotdog
ie memorial day , 4 of july, labor day
Im going to miss the barbeques now that the hotdog holidays are over
hotdog holidays by BIGDAN September 1, 2014

Holidanger 

noun
A dangerous holiday.
A holiday full of danger
A vacation in Pakistan
"Hey, where've you been?"
"Oh, I took a holidanger."
"Pakistan?"
"Yeah"
"Sweet."
Holidanger by holidangerman January 9, 2010

Holidaisy 

One of those strange souls who finds actual love and joy planning for and engaging in the holiday season and holiday cheer from October through January.
"Gross, I hate pumpkin spice."
"Don't kink shame the holidaisy, Bruce, we put up with your sun worship in the summer."
Holidaisy by Quipper October 7, 2020

Happy Holidays You Bastards 

An act of defiance, to not come home for christmas because of ongoing conflict with your family. This conflict can be past or present.
(Incoming call from your brother back home)...Gabe you should really come back home with the family for the holidays this year.

Gabe: Happy Holidays You Bastards!!!!
Happy Holidays You Bastards by E-bag December 23, 2009