Hoe Guard 

skankily dressed college girls who booty shake to the beat of college marching band music

"Wow the color guard is in time but the hoe guard's clothes are going to fall off!"

Hoe Guard by Audrey Young March 20, 2008

Guard Hoe

Someone who is a lifeguard just so they can meet boys.

Ava is such a guard hoe. She only works here to get with the deep guards.

Guard Hoe by Guardwhore January 30, 2017

color guard hoe 

a bitch that does not shut the fuck up about their winterguard/colorguard season. also known as me.

Hey we got first place at our show last weekend!
No one fucking asked, god you’re such a color guard hoe.

color guard hoe by c4an November 4, 2022

hoe garden tool 

A BITCH

U HOE GARDEN TOOL GET IN MY CAR

hoe garden tool by SSIENDVSJ May 25, 2016

Garden hoe 

A Mexican hooker.

For $60, that garden hoe will suck your cock and then mow your lawn.

Garden hoe by Lynching director February 26, 2015

Garden Hoe 

Vegan Slut!

That girl is too skinny!
Bet she one of them Garden Hoe's that don't eat Meat.

Garden Hoe by HonkeyDonkeyDoo November 2, 2019

garden hoe 

a particularly gracious bitch who waters your plants

Big Rod: Hey so how is that new bitch you picked up in the projects

Gamble: She's great. Luckily she turned out to be a garden hoe

garden hoe by SPANKLING January 26, 2011