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The situation of pure luck in which a condom breaks, and the girl does not get pregnant.
The pregnancy test came back negative! Thank God for hitmarkers!
Hitmarker by Bayardo-yo-momma-stiener September 30, 2011

Headshot Hitmarker 

When you are playing an FPS game and you shoot someone in the head and get a red hitmarker but that person does not die.
Commonly caused by lag.
P1: lol you missed
P2: OMG DUDE I HIT A HEADSHOT HOW DID YOU NOT DIE... WTF.. I HAD A HEADSHOT HITMARKER
P1: You cant aim bruh
P2: OMFG AGAIN WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS GAME
Headshot Hitmarker by ybcuber September 17, 2018

Dead hitmarker 

In shooter games/FPS, when the bullets you are shooting at another player deal no damage. Usually as a result of bad ping or lag.
"Dammit I could've kept my 10 streak if I didn't have dead hitmarkers!

"Bro I hit him like 10 times and it did no damage! Fucking dead hitmarkers!
Dead hitmarker by Romie_777 May 11, 2022

Hit Marker 

When you shoot somebody in COD and dont get the kill
FUCKING HITMARKERS! I JUST SHOT THIS KID IN THE DAMN FACE AND I GOT A HIT MARKER
Hit Marker by tman7442 December 26, 2011

Shitmarker

1. infinity ward's bullshit "revolutionized" damage system that can't detect a realistic amount of damage. because 50 caliber bullets from an intervention sniper to your face won't kill you in real life.

2. getting screwed out of a kill /score because of a garbage FPS system.

other tenses: shitmarked, shitmarking
gamer 1: WHAT THE FUCK I SHOT YOU 3X IN THE FUCKING MOUTH WITH A FUCKING INTERVENTION UP CLOSE...AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN DIE.

game2: thatz cuz i'm oober l33t

gamer1: ...fucking infinity ward and there shitmarkers..fuck this *ragequits
Shitmarker by Wesley Pipez October 17, 2010

hitmaker 

A "Hitmaker" is a person, of whom is almost always fashion-conscientious, who is extremely cynical, sarcastic, and/or sadistic, but pretty much only to the means of making a joke (usually witty). There are plenty of hitmakers all over the world.
"Did you hear how Matt and Jessica called Kevin off about his car? What hitmakers."
hitmaker by a1b2c3d4e5f6 September 3, 2006