Hikinq

Present tense of Tarzan brushing his hair

Last night tarzan was hikinq

by imaxoxd June 27, 2011

extreme hiking

Hiking on very steep hills, or in winter, or over 15 miles.

We went extreme hiking up a 45 degree snowy hill & had to dig our boots in but the view was phenomenol to the max!

by Starchylde May 22, 2016

HikiNEET

A portmanteau of the word Hikikomori (a Japanese word used to describe people who isolate themselves and lack a social life) and the acronym NEET; "Not in Education, Employment or Training."

"Get off your ass and go look for a job! Quit being such a hikiNEET."

by Squallevoker May 14, 2018

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)

"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering."

"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. Got it."

by Frankie Fiveangels June 26, 2009

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

To be unfaithful to one's partner e.g. in an extramarital affair. Named after South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who was said to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, when actually he was visiting his mistress in Argentina.

"My husband has a lot of "meetings" and "conferences" to attend to lately. I think he might be hiking the Appalachian trail."

by wordanista July 5, 2009

Hiking the appalachian trail

Euphemism for preforming oral sex on a woman.

Specifically to lick from the bottom of a woman's labia upwards towards her clitoris.

Mark went 'Hiking the Appalachian Trail' much to the delight of his mistress.

by Sanford and Sin June 25, 2009

Reverse Hitch Hiking

The act of literally becoming an Uber or Lyft driver for the sole purpose of transporting YOURSELF to a specific destination while getting paid to do so. Having the ability to pick and chose your rider based on their final destination (which would be in the exact direction you need to go).

- I'm strapped for cash but I really want to go on a cross country trip... What can I do?!

- I know... Have you ever considered Reverse Hitch Hiking?! You would actually get paid to drive people in the same direction you are headed!! Isn't that genious??

by Brocc218 November 7, 2018