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Haytonism 

Noun: a baseless opinion stemming from lack of knowledge and research in a field, doubled down on by the one making the claim even despite overwhelming facts against it. Named after BBC journalist Bill Hayton who makes claims such as "there was no word in the Chinese language for 'territory' until the 19th century."
A: Man, I read this book, it claims there was no word for "territory" in the Chinese language until the 19th century.

B: Bruh, that's such a stupid haytonism, damn clown whoever wrote that. The Chinese word for "territory" can be found in sources from the 11th century BC.
Haytonism by IamHanFei January 15, 2021
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Mark Hayton 

Member of the Indie Rock band One Night Only which formed in 2003. He is currently in the band playing guitar and does an excellent job at doing so. He was in the band from when it started and still is.
Person 1 - Have you heard of a guy called Mark Hayton?
Person 2 - Yeah he's that hot guitarist from One Night Only right?
Person 1 - Yeah!
Mark Hayton by __Noddy__ May 10, 2011
Halston: a tall, handsome guy. Typically funny and sweet, can become grumpy at times. Excellent kisser, strong arms, gorgeous eyes.
Halston’s are best paired with a lovely Pamela.
Halston’s are very rare, few and lucky are those that find one.
Wow, I really like your Halston… I wish I could find one.
Halston by yakalemap August 26, 2008
The Chinese equivalent of saying hey wake up!

Name for extremely lazy people
Person 1:"HAYSON lah!"
Person 2 in bed: !#&!#@$%!@#$!@#$
Hayson by bobtrash March 30, 2009
halston's are rare and unique. if you find one, you better not let her go because you won't find anyone else like her. she is usually kind and sweet, also very hot and sexy. halston's are always the life of the party and they light up the room.
i won't ever let my halston go
halston by april cotal January 20, 2017

halston sage 

grace, the dumb blond on how to rock on nickelodeon. you're jealous of her because she's prettier than you and banging james maslow.
person 1: that one halston sage chick is so fucking hot
person 2: ew no she's ugly
person 1: than i wish i was as ugly as her
halston sage by zsxfdcgfvhbjhnj October 8, 2012