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To break a 5 iron golf club over your knee. Preferably your knee without the Patrick Ewing knee brace. Then proceed to insert the grip part of the golf club in the women’s butthole. Take the club part and put it in her vagina. After this you can scream, “Hole in Two!”
Doug was playing well until he gave the cart girl a Harter. After that he became flustered and had a triple bogey. It was worth it though.
Harter by Johnny Longknuckle July 11, 2018
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logan harter 

This is the world's most amazing boyfriend. The last guy on earth that will actually walk a lady to her car and open the door for her. He opens doors and is polite to the women he loves. He can light up any room with the smile.
Hey are you dating Logan Harter
Sure am!
Damn your so lucky
logan harter by grup23 November 25, 2020

Mrs.Harter 

A mean loser of a teacher who is a complete an utter asshole to everyone around her. If you ever get Mrs.Harter, you will want to kill yourself
Have you seen Mrs.Erica? She is acting like a Mrs.Harter

Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus 

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!
While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.

Sigma Hater 

One who possesses a disproportionate disdain for single bonds. Known colloquially as "pi snobs," these individuals are predisposed to looking down on saturated molecules.
Freddy said he wouldn't go near that 3-methyl octane, but he can't keep his hands off my heptadiene. Man what a sigma hater!
Sigma Hater by Big Diggity January 6, 2015

Harpered it

"Dude what's that smell"
"Dammit, he harpered it...now I have to go ask the maids to unclog it..."
Harpered it by Crackerxjack92 April 20, 2009

Stephen Harper 

Stephen Harper, the most damaging political figure in Canadian history.

See also: Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus (self-promoted)

It has been scientifically proven that Stephen Harper is consuming oxygen and water that would be better utilized by more inteligent and beneficial creatures, such as cockroaches, syphillis spirochetes, and the herpes virus family.

External references:

100Reasons.ca
ShitHarperDid.com
The first Prime Minister of Canadian history to have EVER been found in Contempt of Parliament, to which he responded "The Canadian people don't care about that..."

If the Canadian People REALLY don't care about this MASSIVE abuse of power and attack on the people of Canada, then we can kiss Canada as we know it goodbye on May 2nd, 2011...it will not survive another round of Stephen Harper.

Harper has stated in no uncertain terms that, if reelected (despite his not being eligible to run again due to his Contempt of Parliament), he will ramrod through an "Omnibus crime bill" within 100 days or his return to the Office Of The Emperor of Canada.

This "omnibus crime bill" will CREATE ENOUGH NEW CRIMINALS to fill his 9 BILLION dollar "new and refurbished prisons" to capacity, and then some, by making many current activities crimes with mandatory minimum prison terms that have already shown to be an expensive, useless and detrimental failure in the USA, while doing absolutely NOTHING to reduce crime rates.

If Harper is allowed to regain his throne, we WILL see a private prison system in Canada, even though we've already tried it and it failed miserably, and those private prisons have already been shut down.

There comes apoint where doing the wrong thing over and over again MUST eventually prove that it's still the wrong thing, no matter how many attempts are made to make the wrong thing "the thing to do."