Haralabos

Haralabos... Men want to be him, Boys want to grow up to be him. He is extreamly good at, well... everything. Girls fall head over tits for this man. Young, old, thick, or small... If your a girl, you will not be able to resist this man because you know he is great in bed and will treat you like a queen. (If only for a night, girls know its worth it) He is the inspiration for every love song, book or movie. Intelligent and true, Tall, Dark, Hansome, Funny, Sexy. He is the most interesting man in the world. He is the guy who can wear anything, and do anything without question.

I wish Haralabos was here. Even If i can't be with him.

Haralabos by Girls Who Have Met Haralabos August 23, 2011

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Haralambos

The name the fates bestow upon those that will make a significant difference in the world.

Those named Haralambos within the greater NY/NJ area in the United States are endowed with almost God-like powers. Their power, knowledge, sheer force, and ambition are greatly amplified when they are within the state boundaries of this geographical location. It is believed the toxic air pollution in the area amplifies their naturally occurring greatness.

No one should question the wisdom and authority of the Haralambos, for he is all knowing and all powerful - especially while in New Jersey.

Haralambos by illest-cobra-commander February 7, 2010