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Hancocked 

when a man confesses his love for a woman and her saying naa i DO NOT feel the same way, bare awkwardness ensuses
jeremy: i really like you <3
lexxy:lol i dont feel the same way, sorry :,)
Jeremy: this is gonna be well awkward now....
lexxy:kl.
jeremy:looks like ive been hancocked
lexxy: ye you have

jeremy is now offline
Hancocked by thats not art January 8, 2010

Hancocked 

To be conned, swindled, screwed over, lied to etc.

Named for the former UK Health Secretary, who engaged in multiple extremely shady backdoor deals—not just the one he was ousted for.
“I thought this bitcoin investment scheme I saw on insta was legit, but I lost seven grand. I got properly Hancocked!”
Hancocked by A passer-by said June 27, 2021

Hancocked 

A person or thing completely inept at their job
"England matt hancocked their performance against germany"

"Oh my god I have absolutely hancocked my tea"

"I didnt order enough PPE I'm such a matt hancock"

"Kids stop doing that before you completely matt hancock it"

"I've just done a proper matt hancock at work"

"This new watch I've just bought is matt hancocked"
Hancocked by King Quarmby June 28, 2021

Hancocked 

When a person gets caught cheating on camera.
Matt Hancock got caught on CCTV snogging his aide, he was hancocked
Hancocked by Smokysmoldoll July 27, 2021

Hancocked 

When you get caught cheating in the most embarrassing way like Matt Hancock did.
Matt Hancock got Hancocked when the sun published a video of him with his mistress
Hancocked by Smokysmoldoll August 12, 2021

Hancocked 

When another man takes your pistol out of your holster and slaps you with it.
B1tch, you just got Hancocked.
Hancocked by RE1776 July 9, 2022