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Hamstering 

When a person or company tries to get out of a situation, by finding a loophole to get through, or coming up with some kind of bullshit excuse.
Much like a hamster tries anything to escape its cage.
Damn insurance company is hamstering out of paying me.
Hamstering by somegirlyoudontknow February 29, 2008

hamstered 

*Being excessively drunk.
*Drunkenness that leads to generous and plentiful acts of frivolity and/or debauchery.
*Level of intoxication which surpasses whomever one is drinking with.
*A state of intoxication that one is proud of.
"We had the best time! I was wicked HAMSTERED!"
"Why did I sleep in all my clothes? I don't know...maybe because I was so frickin' HAMSTERED."
"I was so HAMSTERED, I made out with my boss."
"We only drank two bottles of wine, but I was completely HAMSTERED."
"My heel got stuck under the floor mat, because I was still totally HAMSTERED while I drove to work."
hamstered by annieb June 22, 2006

Johnny Hamsterdick 

Noun. The pseudo name of an individual who achieves a level of heralded stature in the eyes of an authority figure (i.e. coach, boss), but who is actually thought to be a douche bag by his or her peers.
If Johnny Hamsterdick was in the weight room yesterday, he would have done more than 1000 chin-ups.

If Johnny Hamsterdick was around in 1941, Japan would not have bombed Pearl Harbor.
Johnny Hamsterdick by J. Casey January 28, 2009

hamstering 

When a person or company tries to get out of a situation, by finding a loophole to get through, or coming up with some kind of bullshit excuse.
Much like a hamster tries anything to escape its cage.
Damn insurance company is hamstering out of paying me.
hamstering by oknowpublishthis March 2, 2008

Hamstered 

When playing the online game 'Goldminer', and then catching a hamster that was blocking a diamond or big gold nugget!
"Dude, you just got totally hamstered!"

"Hey, have you seen Bob today? I think he might have comitted suicide 'cause he got totally hamstered last night!"

hamsterism

After-the-fact rationalization of sexual behavior by a woman, to avoid cognitive dissonance.
After Jenny got drunk and banged her boss at the Christmas party, she justified it to herself with the hamsterism, "I'm not a slut--he tricked me into it!"
hamsterism by Col. Tigh November 9, 2013