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1. n. A prolific haiku poet.
2. n. An uzi submachine gun that shoots bursts of bullets in groups of 5-7-5.
Did you know that Charlotte writes haikus?

Really?

Yeah, she writes like ten a day.

Wow. She's a haikuzi.
haikuzi by picc285 May 3, 2019
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A small bullied tangerine meets a whole bunch of tall hot boys and they all play volley ball.
50% percent of Haikyuu:

Hinata: Wow! I love this place, your all so wonderful

Kageyama: STFU
Haikyuu by I love Killua October 27, 2020

Hairhole 

The rim, commonly found on mammals, where hair sprouts from. Its function is to control the expulsion of feces, but can be used during anal intercourse as a form of pleasure.
I am so embarrassed, I was trying to trim my hairhole last night and my mom walked in on me and saw my baby meat.
Hairhole by Captain Cumsh0t June 15, 2010

Al-Haitham 

A new upcoming character in Genshin Impact, arriving along with the Sumeru update. Also known as the sexiest man alive.

I need him right now in more ways then just one.
Person 1: Have you seen Al-Haitham?
Person 2: Damn right I have, booty so big lord have mercy🙏
Person 1: For real!! Al-Haitham hand in marriage when?
Al-Haitham by shunms August 14, 2022
A small human tangerine meets a tall angry blueberry. They started off as enemies but slowly becomes friends through the power of volleyball, and along the way, they meet a bunch of cats, a few owls, and Oikawa.
I started watching Haikyuu for volleyball but stayed for the hot boys and the muscles.

Waka-chan out!
Haikyuu by RelAx21 December 30, 2020

Haiku-ka-choo 

n. short Japanese poetry set to music or read with a musical accompaniment.

Also: haiku-ca-choo (or without hyphens).
I thought it was just a regular poetry reading, but it turned out to be some of the most foot-tapping haiku-ka-choo!
Haiku-ka-choo by Anthony Sheppard November 7, 2010