One or more persons, who belong to the trend called Guido who decide to start a pop-punk or emo band. They lack talent and are made fun of by a large group of people. The amount of gel used in their hair tends to make their guitar pics and drum sticks slide out of their hands.

Start-Up are the founders of Guimo, Homebase in Nutley

guimo by Negrodamus Phil April 25, 2006

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Guimo

The term used to describe a small, squeaky, hampster-like boy with a microscopic-sized penis that likes to f'donk other guys.

That guimo sure is gay. He just f'donked Dan.

Guimo by Mr.Peanut July 16, 2008

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Guimo

Exhibiting both guido and emo traits simultaneously. Can be used as a noun or an adjective.

Bragging to your friends about the skank you banged, then crying alone because she broke your heart.

It is guimo when someone you try to intimidate stands up for themselves and you then cry because they don't respect you.

Person 1: "I spend all my time at the gym so I'll look good and people still don't respect me or acknowledge how tough I am :*( "

Person 2: "Wow. You are a guimo."

Guimo by OdoyleRules November 17, 2009

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Guimo

Guimos, a phenomenon found at my high school. Theres two of them (one boy and one girl) The way they behave is that they always want to fight, party, and talk about their huge Catholic families. They are always tan and the guy brags about how he can beat people up. But, they love all the emo bands and have the hair with huge black bangs and layers. they wear skinny jeans and Osiris shoes in neon colors. This is a guimo. Also may i mention theyre from New York and New Jersey? Suprised anyone?

Guimo 1: Its teeeeshiirtttttimmmeee!
Guimo 2: Look at my Day to Remember shirt!!
Guimo 1: That's hot, youre so juiced up.
Guimo 2: Who wantsta fight me?!

Guimo by fuckiinghateguidos March 4, 2011

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