Granny Smith 

When you get out of an hour long bath with wrinkled fingers and have a wank so that it feels like you're being tossed off by a geriatric.

Guy 1: had a cracking Granny Smith last night

Guy 2: wasteman cuz

Granny Smith by Obi Wankanobi January 22, 2014

granny smith 

an out of date apple computer.

the school computers were such granny smiths they still had green screen monitors.

granny smith by mike September 13, 2004

granny smith 

when a women performs a blow job with at least one grape in her mouth creating a very sensual experience for both parties

“wow i have never gotten a granny smith that good before”
“have you ever tried a granny smith? and no not the apple.”

granny smith by wantingvenus March 6, 2025

Granny Smith Express 

Coming upon a series of consecutive green traffic lights while driving to your destination. Derived from the circular shape of the green lights being akin to a green apple.

Oh man, driving last night and i got home in record time! I had the granny smith express all the way home!

Wow, all green, really!?! I've never gotten the granny smith express in peak hour!!!

Granny Smith Express by Great Jazza October 21, 2010

1879 Granny-smith 

when an old person takes out their dentures and eats out your crack

I got your mom to 1879 Granny-smith me last night

1879 Granny-smith by Alex likes it in the butt December 21, 2009

russian granny smith apple 

First, you must cut the apple into three or four pieces depending on your preferences and your kinkiness. You cut it into even pieces and stick one in the girls pussy and another one in her mouth and one in her nostril. The fourth (optional) goes in the asshole. Then You take them all out and re arrange the pieces again until each has been in each hole. After this has been done you and you girlfriend-this will not work for male gay couples, but can be double for lesbians-both eat the pieces while the partner proceeds to take their foot and stick it in the others pussy. This can also be used with various fruits like a pear which is a called a chunky russian fruit salad.

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Me and my girlfriend do russian granny smith apples after we have had dinner.

russian granny smith apple by cory kanz January 11, 2008