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Gooshing 

When you cum and it is explosive and goes everywhere
Oh man, I just ejaculated but I was gooshing everywhere!
Gooshing by GoosherMaster69 September 15, 2020

gooshing 

The act of cooming while you and other male platonic friends wear vibrating butt plugs and/or prostate massagers while under the influence of large quantities of MDMA.

Unless you're homosexual, your top must stay on.
"I was gooshing so hard last night, now I have a huge comedown and my asshole is too sore to sit."

"OMG i'm gonna gooooosh!"
gooshing by Happy Psyop World February 21, 2022

SPRUCE GOOSING 

A sexual act where a very large woman is on top of a man cowboy style with her arms out to her side and making airplane noises, while unable to receive any upward thrust.
"Nate went out spruce goosing again last night."
SPRUCE GOOSING by yorg December 8, 2015
Wanting something really bad.

This term was coined in the hit podcast Chuckle Sandwich in the year 2021.
I'm goosing for some Tostitos right now.
goosing by benblem January 15, 2022
Gary: Hey Dan.

Dan: Yehs?

Gary: Your mum is look very groshing today ;)

Dan: Eff you Gary. Eff you.
groshing by KristyMeowmix October 22, 2008

Gooching 

Chafing on the gooch caused by tight clothes. Usually associated with a low sperm count.
Josh enjoys wearing tight underwear so much, that he has learned to accept the gooching and lower sperm count that comes with it.
Gooching by MadTownC15 September 17, 2012