Goofy Bitch Share definition Flag A non derogatory reference to a girl that constantly does and/or says goofy shit all the time. Damn, Devin and Jenn are goofy bitch's Goofy Bitch by Pat Pres January 27, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Goofy Bitch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch