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Gripper snippers 

Tool for taking out pins.
Can you pass the the gripper snippers
Gripper snippers by Ramenlord21 April 12, 2023

Martian Left Hander Gripper Sipper

The act of performing oral sex with a man, and then proceeding to quickly take your mouth off right before he orgasms, yelling “blast off” when he ejaculates and then catching the load on your face when it comes back down, then proceeding to say “The mission to Mars is a success!
I never had a Martian Left Hander Gripper Sipper before until this crazy shawty from Thailand gave me on.

Skunk Gripper 

Another name for a hookers asshole.
Duuuuude, her skunk gripper was so tight!
Skunk Gripper by SkunkGripper48 April 14, 2022

squirrel gripper 

Someone who keeps a tight grasp of his nuts - usually derogatory, and implies that this is happening during masturbation.
"Bob could have held on to the kite longer if he wasn't such a squirrel gripper."

Seat Gripper 

A shit so big you have to grab the sides of the toilet to push it out.
Mike: Dude, are you okay?
Ed: Yeah, that bastard was so big, and wasn’t coming out, I had to hold on for dear life just to give birth to that monstrosity.

Mike: Oh, you experienced a seat gripper!!
Ed: I see you speak from experience.

No surrender slipper gripper

The act of inserting a slipper into either the anus or vagina of sexual partner A, after it has been sufficiently widened. Sexual partner B then inserts their foot inside the hole and puts the slipper on hands free. Once the slipper is secured B then thrusts their foot back and forth until partner A achieves orgasm. A very fun way to pass time! Traditionally popular with Northern Irish loyalists, part of 12th of July celebrations!
Person A: ‘What are you trying to do with that slipper?’

Person B: ‘Baby lube up. It’s time for the No surrender slipper gripper’