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Gamer-Boner 

Rush of excitement with anything related to video games. This is specifically when NOT playing video games, but discussing or strategizing about them. Usually occurs when one gamer is relating to another gamer about a game in the past, present or future.
Did you see him talking about the release of Starcraft 2? You can almost see his gamer-boner throbbing from here.
Gamer-Boner by Klip0Kills August 12, 2010
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gamer boner 

A rush of excited curiosity when you hear someone's a gamer; and a strong desire to interrogate them on what game they play.
You got a gamer boner when you heard he played, didn't you?
gamer boner by Lizabeth O'Lydell November 19, 2018

Game-Boner 

When the excitement of an upcoming video game release is so overpowering it generates feelings of arousal.

Symptoms include: Pre-Orders, calendar reminders, scheduled days off, repetitive trailer watching, rescheduling important life events and the ending of relationships.

If your game-boner lasts more than 4 hours please consult a physician.
Dave: Did you see that trailer for the new Grand Theft Auto? It looks awesome!

Erik: Check my pants bro. I'm sportin' a major Game-Boner.
Game-Boner by GAMEWRECKERS October 30, 2012

Game Boner 

A way to measure how excited for a game you are, the bigger the boner, the more excitement.
Watching that new gears of war 2 video totally stoked my game boner
Game Boner by who cares10101 October 21, 2008

game boner 

Something people have from being very excited for a video game before it is released.
One week before Halo 3 comes out
Person 1: "ZOMG HALO 3, OMG! I LOVE HALOO!!"
Person 2: Dude put your game boner away
game boner by Aaron Hinkle July 3, 2008

Boner Game 

The object of the boner game is to see who can get a boner the fastest, usually played in boring classes to pass the time. To play the boner game you must:
1) wear sweat pants or silky shorts for obvious evidence
2) only use your mind (i.e. no pictures, sounds, etc.)
3) 2 or more players necessary

Winner is awarded upon announcement of full blown hard-on and proven by bulge in sweats or shorts
Mitch and I were playing the boner game in Spanish today and Mrs. Johnson totally caught us!
Boner Game by Arnold Palmer March 1, 2008

The boner game 

Game; A race to see who can get hard the fastest without aid from pictures or touch.
The boner game by yaldi July 11, 2014