"Ted, have you seen the scissors? Ted? Teddy...? Ted! Are you even listening??"
"They'll be somewhere", replied Ted unable to do anything. Book covering exotic jams held firmly in both hands, he had started to fontasize heavily over Helvetica.
Girl 1:OhMiGod i went on a date with Pablo!
Girl 2:OH GOSH WAS IT AMAZING!?
Girl 1: No, it was...
Girl 2:...
Girl 1:It was.. FUNTASTERFUL!
Girl 2:OhMiGosh Sounds Freaking AWESOME!