Fuckupdate

A software update for an electronic device that allegedly improves performance, but more often results in reduced performance or accessibility of apps.

“I loaded the new OS fuckupdate on my phone and lost all my contacts.”

Fuckupdate by Ecotonic1 January 28, 2013

fuckulate 

To manipulate negativly, perhaps by way of fucking

We had it all planned out perfect til that bitch fuckulated it all up.

Go fuckulate yourself.

fuckulate by Colin r. October 5, 2006

fuckdate 

same as a booty call, a date with the sole purpose of having sex/fucking

I had a really great fuckdate last night.
I think I am going to call Scott for a fuckdate tonight cause I am really horny.

fuckdate by Rae Rae March 9, 2004

fuckurbate 

Verb: The act of having consensual sex with a person who just lies there motionless while you do all the work.

When one has given consent but does not participate in the event you fuckurbate with their body

Too tired to participate she just let him fuckurbate until he was done

fuckurbate by DeathInc February 3, 2014

fuckupational hazard 

A co-worker or other company contact who is completely useless.

"Dammit that new PR guy is a fuckupational hazard!"

fuckupational hazard by nonplussed February 23, 2017

Fuckulated 

Act of Isness, perceiving the world, or happenings, as fuckulated, creating a balanced view, of shit one may not be happy with.

There is some fuckulated moments we can perceive, out there, as well as fuckulated, beings existing, and fuckulated events that one would hope didn't happen.

Fuckulated by Isness magic December 3, 2016

Fuckulated 

If something were to be Fuckulated it has to be messed up, damaged, or otherwise fucky. It can often be applied to machine parts/components, program lines, ones hair, et cetera.

"Hey Billy! Help me out with this compressor, its all Fuckulated!"

Fuckulated by Dr_Bootleg March 11, 2019