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Fuckdiculous 

(Adj.) 1) Portmanteau word formed from "fucking" & "ridiculous," describing something SO unreasonably absurd, that calling it "ridiculous" is far beyond inadequate for adjectival usage; or, 2) Through-the-looking-glass idiotic.
1) My landlord hasn't fixed the hot water for 5 days! That's just fuckdiculous!

2) That guy I REALLY hate at work used me for a reference when applying for his new job: that's fuckdiculous!
Fuckdiculous by Phuqit December 2, 2009

fuckdile 

(n.) a fucked up person, who is sexually attracted to reptiles, such as crocodiles.
person 1: wheres connor right now?
person 2: probably at the zoo looking at that crocodile agian
person 1: hes such a fuckdile.

Chinese Fuckdrill 

A variation of the Chinese Firedrill, a Chinese Fuckdrill is started by a member of a sexual encounter shouting out "CHINESE FUCKDRILL" after which all members switch positions, givers become receivers, and vice versa.
Man 1: Dude, that Chinese Fuckdrill last night was intense
Man 2: Yeah, it was my first time receiving, I loved it

Fuckdiculous 

guy1: Holy Shit! did you see that Huge car wreck?

guy2: Yeah dude, that shit was fuckdiculous!
Fuckdiculous by george133 July 31, 2010

fuckdemic 

when a global pandemic is hit with a murder wasp, solar shutdown, the largest sandstorm to ever cross the atlantic, the highest coronavirus death rate in the world, the awakening of the knee on the neck of all people of color systemically, financially and economically, while leadership follows an "empty wagon".
How’re you handling this fuckdemic?

Wow, you think we're going to survive this fuckdemic?

Screw the pandemic, we've officially hit fuckdemic status.
fuckdemic by kyju June 23, 2020

Fuckedville 

The destination you have just reached when you're totally screwed with no way out. Fuckedville is located along Shit's Creek.
After my wife found out about last night, I took up perminant residance in Fuckedville.
Fuckedville by StrechTheRebel December 1, 2011