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douchebag febreeze 

When a douchebag gets ready for an evening out on the town he wants to smell his freshest. Nothing in his arsenal of body sprays, lotions, colognes, deodorants and the like are as important as his "douchebag febreeze", aka AXE BODY SPRAY. A douchebag will thoroughly saturate themself with their AXE BODY SPRAY; they cannot use a normal amount, as they don't think it will be enough to keep them fresh throughout the evening. This is to be applied right before walking out the door, as the smell needs to be as strong as possible for interaction with the ladies. If ever you find yourself getting a whiff of what smell like hugh hefners balls dipped in kerosene, watch out; there is a douchebag on the prowl. Run, fast and far.
brad--i need to smell fresh tonight bro

tj--use my axe body spray broski, there's half a bottle left, is that enough?

brad--i guess it will have to be brah spray my swoled up muscles down

brad & tj--(fist pumping) fresh to death!!!

-brad & tj walk into club-

sara--mmm do i smell douchebag febreeze? that's my kind of guy!!
As if you've farted as light as air, like a fabreeze spray. So gently waft.
person 1: *smells* Dude. Who fabreezed?

Everyone looks at each other: Nope. That wasn't me-That fabreeze was too light.
Fabreezed by Lucky Pop March 17, 2010

Febreeze Grenade 

The act of pulling a zip-tie tight around the trigger of an aerosol febreeze can, and then tossing it into the room of the victim.
I was at school when I noticed a class taking an important semester final, so I took the opportunity to toss in a deadly Febreeze Grenade.

febreeze 

1. a stoner's guardian angel - keeps your jacket from smelling like smoke so yo' mama don't know.

2. a really quick and easy way to do laundry
1. "Hey Joe, you have any febreeze? My jacket smells like pot from all the weed we just smoked, and I have to go to the dentist after this. I don't want the receptionist to think I was just smoking pot." "Sure man... but what about the dentist himself? Won't he also be able to tell?" "That's true..."

2. I ran out of underwear so I just grabbed a dirty pair and febreezed that shit
febreeze by Johnny Roast Beef April 19, 2010

Farbreeze 

The ability to openly flatulate due to the fact that you are outside, when an internal passing of gas would be uncomfortable.
"Wow, thank God for that Farbreeze. That meeting was so long I thought I would explode. i couldn't wait to get outside"
Farbreeze by ABSeez September 5, 2007

Fabreeze Fairy 

A person who busts out the Fabreeze to freshen up a rank-smelling room / apartment / office to make it habitable again.
Girl: UGH! It smells absolutely rank in here!

Boy: I've got some Fabreeze, want to be the Fabreeze Fairy?