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frettle by forehard bill September 10, 2018
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doing a fretter 

A state of intoxication that far surpasses shitfaced, blotto, paralytic, slaughtered, sloshed, legless, and plastered.

Often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. This often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the person may have and a complete and utter loss of any shred of dignity.

#Vombie
Example 1

Man: I’ve just been pumped, so I'm getting shitfaced on the way home.
Wife: Oh dear don’t you be doing a fretter.
Man: PARSNIPS!

Example 2

Man: (makes random barfing sounds)
doing a fretter by gekkoplatipus January 7, 2017

Minge Fettler 

A gynaecologist, or someone who "fettles minges", minge being a slang word for vagina and fettle being a northern term for someone who "tidies up" or "adjusts"
"I'm off to see my Minge Fettler because my pissflaps have become really unsightly!"
Minge Fettler by Cwilliam September 27, 2006
one that possesses the qualities of being both friendly and gentle
"Nasta, she is so..frentle."
frentle by amy09 September 22, 2009

Fretless 

Feeling free, without boundaries, like a guitar with no frets.
Tonight baby I'm feeling fretless.
Fretless by Carla Blanc May 9, 2020
A friendly Blackburn term used for a mate or pal.
"Arty o`reyt fettler?".....(meaning "Hello, are you alright my friend?")

"Owst tha doin fettler?"....("How are you my friend?")

"Ah`ll si-thi in a bit fettler"....("I will see you soon my friend")
fettler by Dr Fox May 23, 2007