Flowaiian 

A person or ethnic group of people in Florida of Hawaiian origin and national heritage.

In Hawaii, we're Hawaiian, but in Florida we're Flowaiian. We are the Hawaiians in Florida.

Flowaiian by Braddah22 August 20, 2019

flowtician 

The local master of the flow. He is the man to see when unsure how to grow filthy lettuce. There can only be 1 flowtician for a school, 1 for a team and 1 for the geographical region in which you live. Good examples would be the Minnesota All-Hockey Hair Team. Normally these beautswould all be flowticians in their own right, but the Hockey State is incredible. Canada is where the Flowtician originated though. It was 1979, and it was the last year you could go without bucket in the chel. This was monumental. As MacTavish skated down the wing, the hockey gods spoke to him. They said "Craig, you have the greatest flow we've ever seen, right behind Jagr and Duguay, but we have decided to make you the first ever flowtician". And with that the legend was born. Forever on, all flowticians became ferda, and any flowtician who hasn't added PSstories was a scrub.

flowtician-look above

flowtician by the grammar definer April 25, 2017

Flowstianity 

Flowstianity is the worship, praise, and belief of the multiple Flow Gods, and all that is bro and chill. Flowstianity was first started by a true laxbro, Flowhommad Albroseph. Flowhommad was laxing one day in the game of his life, but he lost because he and his team mates had not practiced enough. They seeked refuge in caves where they played wall ball for hours. Upon reaching true laxbro status, they were contacted by the almighty Flow Gods. The two dominant of the Gods, Flowseidon and Broseidon, teached them the ways of broship. The Gods told them to be true bros, they had to grow out their hair to longer lengths than normal. The hair would allow them to possess flow, the key element to any laxbro's skill. After Flowhommad Albroseph and his team achieved flow, and true lax bro abilities, they devoted their lives to worshipping the Flow Gods, and all of their laxbro greatness.

Player 1: What religion are you?
Player 2: I am a Laxbro obviously.
Player 1: So that would be...?
Player 2: Flowstianity of course!

Flowstianity by Flohommad AlBroseph January 4, 2012

floranian 

A word to describe people from florida, as they in a completely different world as us normal people.

“Aye bro you seen this article where this guy tried to kiss a snake and got bit?” “That’s crazy he gotta be a floranian.”

floranian by iexist August 6, 2022

Flowaying 

Being so mentally retarded you believe you're not mentally retarded and start to believe others are less than you when you are the least needed.

Stop flowaying dude.

Flowaying by Shinikku Is Jesus April 14, 2023