Flottistic

Unable to handle simple tasks, regularly losing your mind over small things, making strange noises randomly, and just being a jackass.

"Dude, I think you may be flottistic" Person 1
"You think I got the Flott!?" Person 2

Flottistic by TheMajekalBum May 11, 2010

Flawtistic

A person who is truly fantastic but, only sees their own flaws.

As she judged herself , all he saw was how flawtistic she was.

Flawtistic by Mouth Full of Words August 29, 2017

Flotastic 

Adj. Used to define something which possess properties of great goodness and smooth coolness.

"Yo, I was laid out in my caddie, chillin and being all flotastic and shit, when I spotted this fly bitch giving me the eye."

Flotastic by CB Lifted May 29, 2009

flowtastic 

Having a massive amount of flow.

Yeah, he's been flowtastic?

flowtastic by flowmania101 April 14, 2011

Flutetistic 

When your flute is autistic.

Man my flute is very flutetistic today.

Flutetistic by Danikawashere March 2, 2018

Floptastic 

Term meaning anything you could be elated about.

Tristan: DUDE, FUCKIN 6 KNEES I HATE YOU

Greg: Don't hate, that shit was floptastic.

Floptastic by NecroSkunk96 September 21, 2011

floptastic 

The opposite of "fantastic".

An epic fail of extreme proportions.

Dude 1: "Have you been to Kemptville?"
Dude 2: "Ya bro, that town is floptastic"

Dude 1: "Dude 2, did you hear that Quinnifer broke up with Malarie?"
Dude 2: " Ya Dude 1, I sure did, that shit's floptastic."

Fox News

floptastic by the man with the monocle January 4, 2012