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FLATULATER 

FLATULATER is a person who flatulates a L O T - E V E N WHEN HE/SHE IS, OR A P P E A R E D to be, DEEPLY asleep.
See you later FLATULATER!
FLATULATER by FABARM November 20, 2018
The art of masturbating while enveloped in a self inflicted Dutch Oven. Often done on cold, lonely nights when you couldn't even score with the leftover fatties at the pub. After twelve pints of Guinness and 2am Taco Bell, flatubating is an obvious way to regain some dignity after failing to score. The added benefit is that it's cheaper than buying condoms or cologne. You're having sex with someone you already know. And who doesn't enjoy the smell of their own farts?
"Dude, even that fat ugly chick turned me down. I'm gonna load up on Pintos and Cheese, go home and flatubate in my own king size bed."
flatubate by Bugsy McDingle January 11, 2012

Flatuvate 

The act of lifting at least one butt cheek to pass gas.
I know it was that dude over there that farted - I saw him flatuvate.
Flatuvate by Uncle Pervee April 17, 2010

flatulatory rape 

Exposing an individual or group to a fart in a situation from which the victim(s) cannot easily escape. The most well-know example is the classic dutch oven technique, wherein one pulls bedcovers over the intended victim. Also applies in elevators, moving vehicles, and other confined spaces.
We were riding with Howard and he unleashed an epic ass cloud in the car. I thought I was gonna die.

Didn't you roll down the window?

Nah, Howard locked the power windows.

Man, that's straight-up flatulatory rape!
flatulatory rape by secretdonkey2 December 1, 2011

flabulate 

The act of a woman shaking her ass.
"Did you see that bitch on Jerry Spring? She was dancing and making her ass falbulate!"
flabulate by LiLiBoBoGeiGeiP March 6, 2005

Flatulator 

A flat version of an escalator, such as those moving walkways you see in airports.
Philip was going to be late for his connecting flight, so he hopped on the flatulator to give himself a speed boost.
Flatulator by BrianFromPSU October 8, 2008