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flattened my batmobile

When someone does something to crush your dreams
Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!

STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!

Flattened The Curve 

1. A person who has done their part to stop Covid 19.
2. Taking action to stop the spread of Covid 19.
1. He flattened the curve by getting vaccinated.
2. She flattened the curve by working at a vaccination site.

Rascal Flatted 

Stacy got rascal flatted last night. Yesenia is getting rascal flatted tonight
Rascal Flatted by Carlitoxnike July 29, 2018

flattened 

The term to describe a password that does not include capitals or spaces.
Bob: "Yo- what's your WiFi password Frank?"
Frank: "It's '197babyfaces', flattened."
flattened by fcpwiz June 5, 2016

stalk - flattered 

the act of being flattered by ones creepy stalking actions and/or words directed at you.
delia - omg so jake said he's going to surprise me with flowers...which is weird because i never see him?

jody - does he ever see you?

delia - yeah he said he knows my whole schedule! isn't that cute?

jody - dude don't be so stalk - flattered...
stalk - flattered by mylove2011 December 20, 2010

Flattened Fauna 

Have you read the new book "Common Animals of Roads, Street, and Highway: A Field Guide To Flattened Fauna" by Prof. Knutson?