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Someone who still beleives the world is flat, even the overwhelming evidence that says it's not won't sway them. Apparently it's a government conspiracy
"The world is flat , the govement is hiding this fact because they don't want us to know about the rich gold deposits outside the known map"

" no its a globe you flatard"
Flatard by Cwilson87 March 12, 2017
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A dumbass retard who believes the world is flat. More like he is a flat head himself. Complete and utter idiots to tell in short.
Ricardo matos is a flatard
Flatard by Fire99 July 26, 2019
The mixture of flat and retarded.
My son is becoming a flatard
Flatard by Justin Goins January 16, 2019

flattardian

A flattardian is a person who believes they live on flat earth (flattardia)
Jimmy thinks the earth is flat

That's because he's a flattardian
flattardian by Flat.Turd June 20, 2019

LaTardia 

Slang term for LaGuardia airport, in homage to the facility's notorious record for late flight arrivals and departures.
I'm stuck at LaTardia waiting for my flight to leave.
LaTardia by FingDitFan November 5, 2009

Flashtardian 

One who turns on their emergency flashers while driving for no reason
Oh look the flashtardian is running their flashers.....Thank you Captain Obvious none of us would have seen the snow falling or the slick roads if you hadn’t turned on your flashers......
Flashtardian by Captain Obvious XXI November 29, 2018