Flap Jacker

After a night of hot sex, your girl wakes up and makes you flap jacks and proceeds to give you a hand job while serving you breakfast in bed.

My cock n balls are raw today braaaahhh. Banged her ass all night and she finished me with a flap jacker this morning.

Flap Jacker by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2017

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Flap’jacker

A person that talks smack, over dramatizes and instigates

Why are you such a flap’jacker?

{ flap’jack, flap’jacking}

Flap’jacker by dizybits May 30, 2018

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Flap’jacker • flap jacked • FlapJacker • Flapjackery • flapjacket • Viet Cong Flapjacked • Flap Tap • flap attack • Flap bag • flap lapper

Flap Jacket

See "Flap"

A flap jacket is a condom, but not just any condom... You must refer to pussy as flap in order to call a condom a flap jacket.

Flap :: Pussy
Flap Jacket :: Condom

"My roommate was digging through all my drawers, cause he was out of flap jackets"

"Melissa might be a keeper. She doesn't mind football, loves Old Chicago and doesn't make me wear a flap jacket"

Flap Jacket by Dirk Daddy August 18, 2011