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Fizzbin was a card game said to originate from Beta Antares IV. It was used by Captain Kirk to free himself and his first officer, Spock, from captivity at the hands of a group of Iotians who had mimicked early 20th century Earth-style gangsters.

While Kirk was explaining the extremely convoluted rules of the game to his captors, he used a supposedly very rare hand of fizzbin, the "kronk", as a distraction to knock the captors unconscious. McCoy and Spock then escaped back to the USS Enterprise. (TOS: "A Piece of the Action")

In 2373, Quark offered to teach the game to Odo. (DS9: "The Ascent")
Kirk's description of Fizzbin:

On Beta Antares IV, they play a real game.
It's a man's game, but a little beyond you.
It requires intelligence.
Take the cards, big man.
Of course the cards on Beta Antares IV are different, but not too different.
The name of the game is called, uh ... fizzbin.
Fizzbin. It's, uh ... not too difficult.
fizzbin by TheOtherScott March 23, 2009
Related Words
something that, whilst in thought process, makes perfect sense to the person about to say it, but when spoken is recieved by those listening with a blank stare or possibly questions or comments referencing one's sanity. the correct verb form to use is "spittin' fizzits"
Man, after we smoked that blunt, bob tried to tell us about his fucked up day at work but wound up spittin' fizzits.
fizzit by joolie October 29, 2003

Fizzbitch 

An alcoholic drink consisting of 50% champagne, 30% tequila, and 20% blue Gatorade. The lack of a distinct taste means that you will be drunk before you even realise it's alcohol.

Originated at Dalhousie University
After a night of drinking Fizzbitch, nobody can guarantee where you will end up.
Fizzbitch by to7dal September 12, 2011

fizzbitch 

"Power Thirst! With new flavors like Manana! Fizzbitch! And Gun!"
fizzbitch by Brittany Monster December 21, 2007

fizzbizz 

an endless and void task.
How's that fizzbizz coming along?

Run into any fizzbizz yet?
fizzbizz by dliang January 25, 2013
An IT secret Handshake: A word that says "I know tech" when you're on the phone with tech support.
"Hi, Internet Tech Support...what's your issue?"

"Fizzbin."

"You have an IP?"

"No. Your DHCP isn't passing out IPs. Am I banned?"

"Looks like your MAC is xxxx, you've been running a torrent?"

"Yes, I'll stop."

"Cool. You're un-banned. Fizzbin."

"Sweet. Catch you later."
Fizzbin by ThePopeM2 March 17, 2009