"Hi, Internet Tech Support...what's your issue?"
"Fizzbin."
"You have an IP?"
"No. Your DHCP isn't passing out IPs. Am I banned?"
"Looks
like your MAC is xxxx, you've been running a torrent?"
"Yes, I'll stop."
"
Cool. You're un-banned. Fizzbin."
"Sweet. Catch you
later."