When combined with a light-bulb and a happy-looking cartoon fish, creates a Japanese version of Homer Simpson known as 'Mr. Sparkle,' a brand of dish washer detergent that banishes dirt to the land of wind and ghosts.
before sexual intercourse. have your female companion insert several balls of fish into her vaginal cavity. then allow the intercourse to commence. after a few moments, have the female squat over a bowl and squeeze. after a few attempts (depending on the girth of the man) several balls of fish should emerge along with a rich fishy soup. a family treat.