Making the ugly girl your about to have sex with put on a hockey jersey and nothing else. So during you can pull the jersey over her head like in a hockey fight and go to town.
I am talking to this girl in the parking lot outside of a strip club and "she says do you want to see my tits?". So I pulled the shirt up over her face pinning her arms up over her head, smacked her in the face, turned her around and started fucking her from behind. Afterwards I realized that was a great hockey move and dubbed it the hockey fight fuck.