Fart Pitch

The Fart Pitch will tell you if you need to be concerned about stool fragments in your unmentionables. The higher the pitch, the drier you should be. If you hear a low pitch, you are in the danger zone.

Ex. 1 - "Excuse me, Sir! I heard your low Fart Pitch just then, and you need to check your pants immediately!"

Ex. 2 - "Hey lady! That Fart Pitch was high and elegant, I wish more people did it like you. No check needed!"

Lady: "Girls never fart!"

"Oh, right"

Fart Pitch by lasersheep December 30, 2013

fart pitching 

After you rip ass, you proceed to grab the fart directly from the anal opening and throw it at a companion as if it was a baseball.

After I farted, I engaged in fart pitching and completely embarrassed Andrew.

fart pitching by ur gramma November 29, 2009

fartbitch 

Similar to a "bitch-ass," a fartbitch is a dislikable female who often farts around people in public.

That damned fartbitch just walked by and now I can't breathe.

fartbitch by Fart McBitch March 23, 2009

fastpitch softball 

The best sport ever to play. A team of dedicated, tough, bas ass girls with great bodies. We're not all lesbians, some of us are very feminine outside of practice. It trakes grit and patience.

"Oh my god, those fastpitch softball girls are so hardcore they practice in the snow!"

fastpitch softball by breezylhssoftball April 19, 2007

fartpatch 

the small patch of hair on the lower back. AKA: "Fartch"

"My Fartpatch looks like a moldy cheeseburger"

fartpatch by Insane Wayne October 5, 2008

Greek Fastpitch

The act of throwing an object in a vigorous or menacing fashion.

OR

To throw shit fast.

Robert didn't just gently toss the tennis racket at Bethany, he Greek Fastpitched it.

Greek Fastpitch by Justin yo June 26, 2008