faker's dozen 

Eleven (11), a play on words of the term "Baker's Dozen"

With eleven points scored in the game, he had a faker's dozen.

faker's dozen by Sidelines February 9, 2010

faker senpai 

The legend, who conquencidental plays in the the league of legends. Know for his superior Ahri, and his ability to beat a 90% hp zed, with his 10% hp zed.

I hope faker senpai notices me.

faker senpai by iYeti September 28, 2013

fake st. patrick's day 

Held yearly in manhattan, kansas to celebrate st. patrick's day before spring break when everyone will be out of town

hey, fake st. patrick's day is this saturday march 8th, last year it was march 2nd.

fake st. patrick's day by leahood gangsters March 3, 2008

Faker snake 

Someone who is snakey sneaking around your back pretending to be a real genuine friend but is fake instead.

Lara: Jaiden knew I liked Cory and still went out with him even though she said she didn't like him.

Kelly: Oh my gosh Jaiden is such a faker snake!

Faker snake by Delwaney March 21, 2017

There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. 

It's stating the obvious and suggesting to the other person to accept the thing stated and deal with it.

Dobol: The traffic along EDSA is incredible.
Lundle: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. EDSA has always been traffic as far as I can remember.

Erwin: The incompetence of the Philippine government is beyond imagination.
Dobol: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo.
Lundle: Don't blame me, I didn't vote for that motherfucker.

There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. by The Masterchicker October 25, 2010

Faker Shaker 

Someone that attempts to be a person they really aren't. Tend to act differently in front of different people.
Is generally due to a lack of self confidence or too much pill popping.

A Group may be referred to as Faker Shakers.

Person A: hey how much of a faker shaker is Katie acting like she is a rich girl in front of Steve.

Faker Shaker by Johnny Gupta December 29, 2008

Flaker's High 

The euphoric feeling of relief and liberation one gets after cancelling or flaking out on a commitment they were dreading, especially one made out of obligation, societal pressure, or to appease someone else.

Particularly experienced by introverts faced with social obligations, but can apply to anyone ditching something they're not vibing with. Like a runner's high, but for being a flake.

"Sarah was riding that flaker's high after she decided to Netflix and chill instead of going to that overcrowded music festival she got invited to."

"Dude, are you going to Mike's party tonight?"
"Nah, just flaked. Riding the flaker's high now and binging on ice cream."

Flaker's High by Dee Baggins September 15, 2023