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facetime fucking

When you FaceTime a SO and reveal your genitals to each other, and proceed to masturbate. This is much less cool than actually fucking, but done in situations where fucking is not possible, such as long distance.
Dude, how have you and your girl been doing since she moved away
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking
facetime fucking by BeWeNibs June 19, 2019

Arbitrary Facetime 

When a person spends time showing face at a place of work, family gathering, or at some other public or private commitment, for no other utility or purpose but for the sake of showing face.
I put in a 12 hour shift at the office with my door open, 8 hours of which was actually work, 4 hours of which was totally arbitrary facetime.

FaceTime No iPhone 

1. A basketball term for when you shoot the ball in someone’s mouth.

2. Receiving face from a female.
“Y’all saw that smothered shot, FaceTime no iPhone.”

Your bitch gave me FaceTime no iPhone.”

Facetime Virginity 

The period of time before using the new iPhone's Facetime feature. This is broken after your first Facetime.
Dude, I just got my Facetime Virginity broken on Jim's new iPhone, it was awesome.

Facetime and chill 

The act of masturbating on factime with your partner
Guy: aye wanna facetime and chill?
Girl: hell yeah!
Facetime and chill by Koraytuwgga November 19, 2017

FaceTime Sus 

When you’re on FaceTime to someone (mainly your significant other) and their acting like they want to go on a FaceTime call with someone else/ different group of people
Girl ~ “Why are you acting so ‘FaceTime Sus’? Do you want to be on FaceTime to someone else for entertainment or something?”

*Pair of girls talking* ~ “I can’t believe how ‘FaceTime Sus’ he’s being recently!”
FaceTime Sus by MHSMXOXO January 19, 2021