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The physical act in which a male grips his cock in his hands and smacks the female in her face. Can also slap another male's face. Back in the Roman times, it was very common for a male to show displeasure of a concubine's felatio by fidonking her.
James Spader and Kevin Spacey can often be found fidonking each other in the showers.
fidonk by Figgins March 26, 2007
Related Words

Furdonkeyshnerda 

If you dont shut up I'll give you a furdonkeyshnerda
Furdonkeyshnerda by Jon brannn August 25, 2020

Fudunkler 

One who wastes their life on music or the performing arts. These normally include those who major in theater, music, or any derivative there of.

The first usuage of this term originated in Union, NJ where such rampant examples of fudunkling took place.
(Upon spotting a street musician) Once a fudunkler, always a fudunkler.
Fudunkler by Lisa Chode February 4, 2010
To launch a high velocity male genitalia upon the cheek of the opposite sex.
I am about to fadonk that ho and brand her with my mark.
fadonk by Anonymous October 25, 2003
(adj.) (pronounced "fa-doo-k") Something or someone that is either stuipid, weird or both.

Combination of the word 'fuck' in english, and the hebrew slang 'dafook' (דפוק) fucked up.
Example 1:
James (to ronni): i took your phone
Ronni: what are you doing? You are fudock?! What are doing? (Repeat the "what are you doing twice").

Example 2:
Steve: the party last night was lame and every one was angry. It was fudock.
Fudock by 1313joshua May 16, 2014
The act of slapping someone with a penis or a dildo, especially when the slap leaves a cock-shaped red mark on the victim's face.
Nobody touches me in the shower anymore because they know it will get them fedonked.
fedonk by Fancy Pants September 3, 2004