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The white, oval stickers people put on their bumpers to brag about the European countries they've visited. These stickers usually contain a combination of either 1, 2 or 3 letters that correspond to specific countries (e.g. GB = England, I = Italy). 'Eurocal' is a portmanteau (Europe + decal).
Did you see that guy with the 'GB' eurocal on his car? I bet he's never even been to England. What a douche.
Eurocal by Sloth Of Celerity January 27, 2011
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europalona 

A finished club in Spain supported by pessidogs , barkadogs , and other kids who comment penaldo and pendu.
Look at that brainless guy. He is a supporter of europalona.

Eurocation 

Dude, this Eurocation rocks! Gimme another Guinness!
Eurocation by english_jack July 20, 2010

Eurowalk 

Following forward leg motion while walking, one locks the knees without bending on the way back. The forces the hips to compensate by moving side to side in an immeasurable effeminate fashion. Uniquely enough, this is not a Homo sexual attribute. The intention of force displacement is to overcompensate for insecurity of one's cultural background. Eurowalk (or Eurowalking) is performed in North America by those of European decent. Mainly by those fresh off the boat or of refugee status. Middle Eastern's also perform this style of walk however vary the motion by extending feet outwards in a duck like fashion.
"Wow look how gay that guy is" - "He's not gay, he's Eurowalking look at his knees".
Eurowalk by BettrThnABadBoy July 13, 2012

Eurocloptic Center 

The part of bread that is not crust. The center of a loaf of bread.

Can also be called (the) Euroclop.
"The eurocloptic center of this bread contains more seeds than the crust."
"I'd love a good loaf of bread with more euroclop than crust please."
A stuck up entitled European that cannot help but preach to others how they are superior for living in Europe. Having "free" Healthcare and tiny houses with bike paths. Ready to claim their moral and intellectual high ground by using "empirical" evidence to show how their country has more freedom and equal rights than a non European country. Also inclined to prove their geographical knowledge over others whom grow up in different parts of the world and shaming them for not knowing where every major city lies in Europe. Meanwhile being too ignorant to understand the fact that their cities aren't close to the importance of others around the globe and bear almost no significance to foreigners' lives thus not being referenced or taught about much outside Europe.
"I sure do love ~40% of my income going to the government! Its so much better to have over a third of my paycheck cut so I can be put on a month(s) long waiting list if I even encounter any health issues! I absolutely adore living in a small house and having to ride bikes everywhere! Its so much better to live here because these are things that I personally value and I must whine and put it in foreigners' faces that my country is better and our way of living is superior to theirs!!! Stupid Americans they cannot even point out Hamburg in a map of Europe if they tried!!" - Proud Eurocel (cannot point out San Antonio on a map of the U.S. despite the country being almost the same size as all of Europe and the city being about the same size and of the same significance as Hamburg)
Eurocel by TheNwordOfficial August 5, 2022
1. A person supportive of a united Europe
2. A European penfriend or Internet acquaintance
3. A fan of Europe (the Swedish melodic hard rock group of "The final countdown" fame; still rockin' since their 1980's breakthrough!)
4. Someone supporting the introduction of the Euro as a pan-European currency (also in countries still resisting, like Sweden and Denmark for example)
(in chatroom...)
- Howdy, my name is Billy Bob! I'm from the deep south of Texas. Wanna be my Europal?
- Jaaa, I vould like zat very much. My Mutter und Vater named me Karl Heinz, but you kan kall me Hansi. By ze vay, I am from Germany.
Europal by neoclassique August 4, 2009