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douchenozzle 

someone who is slightly more annoying than your average "joe douchebag" and has need for a more insulting insult, because the nozzle of the douche actually goes into the skanky, nasty pussy, so therefore calling someone a douchenozzle is way worse!
"dude, enough of the 'trogdor!!!!' shit every hour of the day, your such a douchenozzle!"

douchenozzle 

Someone who makes douches appear less douchee. An individual that is such a douche that a greater descriptive word is needed to describe them. Thankfully because douchenozzle exists there is still a meaning to the word douche that can be thrown around freely (ex calling a random idiot a douche).

note: please use the word douchenozzle sparingly because otherwise you will be a douchenozzle and the rest of us will have to create a new word to define those who are more of a douche than a douche and a douchenozzle.
My roommate andee in Cerro Vista 707D d isn't a douche he's a douchenozzle!

Douchenozzlery 

Coined by Salty Dad. "The general activity that results from being a douchenozzle...Stupidity, irritating behavior, trolling, starting arguments on the internet, spouting low information, talking points, or the actions of a libtard.
There is a lot of douchenozzlery going on this page.
Douchenozzlery by A Salty Dad Fan September 19, 2013

douchenozzle 

1) the tip that connects to the bottle and is inserted into a woman's vagina
during douche.

2) Someone who is beyond the normal
annoying stage.
Charlie wouldn't shut up during the concert, he was a complete douchenozzle
douchenozzle by mike short May 14, 2005

douchenozzle 

Like a douche, but more fun to say
God Charles, you're such a douchenozzle.
douchenozzle by R eezy February 5, 2015

Douchenozzle 

A guy who is a bitch because he's overcompensating for his non-existent dick
No one likes you, you're such a Douchenozzle
Douchenozzle by D-Monkey May 8, 2018