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DrunkTan 

The act of drinking beyond any reasonable point. It Is quite possible you will not remember the night before and may have to rely on pictures to refresh your memory. It Is VERY possible you will make a total ass out of yourself. The DrunkTan stage will get MESSY, be prepared.

Please Note: this is wayyy beyond tucker max drunk. Use exteme caution. Only professional drinkers should attempt to reach DrunkTan.
Lori and Hannah are always DrunkTan!!!!
DrunkTan by loTann August 4, 2009
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drunktardia 

A mythical place where drunk people abound and good times are had by all, and miraculously hangover free. You are also permitted to act stupid and ridiculous with zero repercussions.
Every time I see that guy, he's got a drink in his hand. He must be the mayor of Drunktardia
drunktardia by usa1ders July 6, 2015

dunktank 

v. Dipping, driving, or penetrating into a vagina, mouth, or butt hole using one's testicles.

similar words: Teabag, Balldip
"I just dunktanked that girl in the ass so hard!"

"My balls are so big that I was only able to dunktank one of them!"

She really wanted him to dunktank her mouth.

He got off on dunktanking chicks.
dunktank by dj dan October 2, 2012

drunkanese 

Language of drunk people. To slur normal words beyond recognition. To be Scottish after 3pm.
me mum speaks drunkanese after a fifth of whiskey.
drunkanese by DirkNiggla September 19, 2003

social drunkanomics 

the study/art of a group, 2 or more persons, cooperating together to recover from a time frame of an inebriated state, which includes finding items lost or left behind in various places during said time, piecing together events and/or cleaning up the aftermath; not all of the group members must have been under influence nor present during said time
They had to use social drunkanomics to find the car.
social drunkanomics by AunTime October 5, 2010

Drunktard 

Defined by context as drunk and any degree of retardeness.
Posiive: Dude we are such drunktards!

Negative: Bitch ass you a drunktard!
Drunktard by Jacob May 7, 2005

drunktastic 

being fantastic while drunk
Rob and Jenn are so drunktastic
drunktastic by jennifer_21312 November 30, 2010