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Douchestickery

The act of being an absolute, over-the-top douchebag, using excessive levels of dickish behavior accompanied by a complete and utter disregard for human decency.
Did you just see that guy cut in line and then start bad-mouthing the barista? The levels of douchestickery are off the charts here!

douchettraction

The tendency to be attracted almost solely to complete douchebags. The Douchettracted has suffered greatly because of this disease yet makes no change in their station in life. Douchettraction is thought to be 100% fatal to human beings.
WTF, over. Has your Douchettraction reached a new low? This guy is a complete douchebag but until you realized the depths of his douchebaggery you had no interest in him. You need professional help.
douchettraction by murphquake July 31, 2009

douchestick 

Variant of dipstick. An utterly ineffective boob - someone who always manages to foul up in clutch situations.
I was wide open in the end zone! Why didn't you throw me the ball, douchestick?
douchestick by lardlad February 15, 2007

douchestick 

Another euphemism for the penis, cock, manroot. As in, douching someone with your douchestick.
Oh Baby, I'm really douching you out with my douchestick.

Yeah, you like that hard douching, sit back on my douchestick.
douchestick by chinrest October 20, 2011