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someone who has douche bag qualities
Darren is such a doucher.
Doucher by jenni s. October 15, 2007
one who practices duchebaggery
doucher by cxnnor May 16, 2009
A person who is acting like a douche bag; a person who is intentionally mean for no legitimate reason
as quoted from the movie Step Brothers:

Brennen Huff (to Dale Dobeck): I've been living in this house for two weeks now thinkin that i have a big doucher for a step brother, but as it turns out, you're not a doucher!
doucher by garageband_4 April 10, 2009
A person with an extreme lack of sophistication, basic decency and common sense.

Douchers rarely come to the self- realisation that they are in fact douchers.

Common Doucher Symptoms:

1. Poor sentence structure/ Hard to understand
2. Uses vulgary language in public locations
3. Often contradicts themselves
4. Likes to harrass wildlife
5. Walks around late at night informing strangers that they are intoxicated
Doucher: "Im so baked man, can I have some of your slurpee?
Civilian (To Friend): "Lets get away from these douchers!"


Douchers: "Check out these cat mats we stole"
Civilians: "What are you going to do with them?"
Douchers: "Throw' em in the lake"
Doucher by Cornelius the Great August 3, 2008
This coomer was puffing on his doucher so I rocked his faggot ass
Doucher by AlecTheWhissMan March 8, 2020
noun- One who participates in doucheful activities; one who partakes in douchery, douchism, or is a douchist.
"You are such a doucher, you prick."

"I'm going to use my douche. I am a doucher."
Doucher by J Maze January 14, 2009