When calling someone a douche or even a douche bag won't suffice. A doucher is a further insult since that person is not simply the douche or the douche bag but the one who douches.
Brennen Huff (to Dale Dobeck): I've been living in this house for two weeks now thinkin that i have a big doucher for a step brother, but as it turns out, you're not a doucher!
Douchers rarely come to the self- realisation that they are in fact douchers.
Common Doucher Symptoms:
1. Poor sentence structure/ Hard to understand
2. Uses vulgary language in public locations
3. Often contradicts themselves
4. Likes to harrass wildlife
5. Walks around late at night informing strangers that they are intoxicated
Doucher: "Im so baked man, can I have some of your slurpee?
Civilian (To Friend): "Lets get away from these douchers!"