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Douche-it 

To act as a douche bag would (i.e. in a manner consistent with douchebaggery). Used interchangeably with "do shit".
Moron: That douche bag is still wearing his pyjamas but he had time to style his 3 foot faux-hawk and apply 3 coats of fake tan.
You: Why do people douche-it like that?
Douche-it by ChaKyle January 28, 2009

douche it up 

A person is already a douchebag. But when he or she gets drunk. It a whole new level of douchery.
damn dude i never thought this guy will douche it up in the club!
douche it up by ndizzle855 March 5, 2011

Douche it down 

A gentle reproach to someone (often a douche) to tone down their douchery.
"Douche it down, bro! You're coming on too strong here"

"You know Bartholomew, you really need to douche it down a notch"

"What's the problem here, why don't y'all douche the fuck down?!"

"Hey Ritik.. Douche it down, and man the fuck up."
Douche it down by babakamdev September 26, 2011

Douche it down 

A gentle reproach to someone tone down their douchery.
"Douche it down, bro! You're coming on too strong here"

"You know Bartholomew, you really need to douche it down"

"What's the problem here, why don't y'all douche the fuck down?!"
Douche it down by babakamdev September 26, 2011

douche it out 

Wash it, usually with fresh water from the faucet.
If you get seawater in it, be sure to douche it out with fresh water before setting the parts out to dry.
douche it out by Craig Johnson January 27, 2004

douche it out 

Ever find yourself stuck in a moment when you wish you could cleanse yourself free from lifes filth?

Then take a moment to douche it out, meaning to start over again with a clean slate.
"I can't believe I just caught my parents having sex. I need to douche it out and forget it happened."
douche it out by jaminique June 14, 2014