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dorkporn 

comic books that feature large breasted, small waisted, big assed female characters.
Him: "Hey baby, wanna have sex?"
Me: "Not a chance...why don't you just go read some of your dorkporn?"

Marvel DC douggernaut sex porn comic books
dorkporn by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

dorkapotamus 

1. An enormous, socially inept, stupid person
2. A person who embarrasses everyone around them majorly
1. Geez, who is that dorkapotamus over there that just spilled his drink?

2. Did you just fart? You are such a dorkapotamus

Dooksnort 

A person that has to take a giant crap, or that is in the process of taking a giant crap
Justin is in the bathroom taking a Dooksnort
Dooksnort by Briefcase Joe January 13, 2011

Dooksnort 

Do you have a plunger I just dropped a Dooksnort

Justin is taking a Dooksnort
Dooksnort by Briefcase Joe January 13, 2011

Dooksnort 

Do you have a plunger I just dropped a Dooksnort

Justin is taking a Dooksnort
Dooksnort by Briefcase Joe January 13, 2011

Dooksnort 

I can smell your Dooksnort from here

Man, Justin it smells like you just took a Dooksnort
Dooksnort by NinjaFrog January 13, 2011